My year in a nutshell. Sort of. But that still counts as crunchy right? I mean a nut is crunchy. Oh yeah, sorry you can’t get the joke before you read the article. But it was funny. Just know that. It always is.

Good 2011 everyone!

This morning I was greated by the most intriguing email from WordPress: Your Year in Blogging. I’m not sure I like the sound of that. Can they prosecute me if I’m boring blogging? Or if I have – let’s say…  repopulated a deserted subtropical island with 2000 people with a macbook each and they’re paid to read my blog? Because you never know, right?

But what was my suprise upon reading their verdict: I quote “You’re on fire. We think you did great!

On fire? Really? How does that work again?

They give you “crunchy numbers” to show you how well you did. That is obviouslw if you did as good as me. Which is not everyone’s lot. But you know it’s okay, even I struggled once. You know, all the greatest have had to fight their way to the top, like Rocky. Justin Bieber once said told me “never say never”. And “shake the glitter off your clothes”. Or maybe that wasn’t him. Anyway, all that matters is that one day, you too will have your photo on a cereal box, and an Ikea shelf named after you. because “what goes around comes around”. And now I’m sure it’s Katy Perry. No? The point is that you will then  regret the times when you could get your frozen yogurt without paparazzis taking pictures. But it’s okay because you’ll be best pals with Perez Hilton. And Mark Zuckerberg, will want to be “your friend”. And to piss him off you’ll decline the request and add Jesse Eisenberg instead. And you’ll be happy.

Anyway, here are my crunchy numbers

– A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 5,600 times in 2010. That’s about 13 full 747s.

Hello Carbon Footprint!

– In 2010, you wrote 50 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 57 posts. You uploaded 121 pictures, taking up a total of 39mb. That’s about 2 pictures per week.

You know what they say … 2 pictures a week…

– Your busiest day of the year was November 19th with 167 views. The most popular post that day was It’s the final countdown .

So I take it you all can’t wait for me to end this ?

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